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The Hookers and Slicers Golf Club has a membership of 31 as at 2018.

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    Andrew Millo

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    Occupation: Lift Mechanic


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    Team: 2013


    Built to go the distance Millo as he is known always struggled with Math at school. This failure to grasp numbers has resulted in Millo generally forgetting to add 5-10 shots per round to his score.

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    Bill Dawson

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    Occupation: Business Operator


    Club: 1994, 1995, 1996, 2007, 2008, 2016
    Matchplay: 2005
    Putting: 2016
    Summer: 2007, 2008, 2010
    Team: 2011


    Bill 'the cougar' Dawson is poetry in motion on and off the course and is the only single handicap golfer in the club. Currently some suspicion surrounds the very close friendship he enjoys with another member of the club.

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    Danny Wild

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    Occupation: Forklift Driver


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    Matchplay: 2013
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    Team: 2013


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    Darren Minnet

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    Dave Dennison

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    Occupation: Mechanic


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    Team: 2013


    Davo the retired mechanic is trouble with a capital T. Generally seen holidaying with his long term partner Vern Ryan, Dave has reduced his playing commitments in recent years. Inventor of the bikie burger.

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    Dave Farrugia

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    Occupation: Plumber


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    Matchplay: 1998, 2009
    Putting: 2010
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    Team: 2013


    When a young man Dave was referred to as Stinky but we're not allowed to call him that any more. A fluid golfer with a love of fluids most notably of the amber kind.

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    David Hackney

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    Occupation: T/L Toyota


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    Matchplay: 2010
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    Summer: 2016
    Team: 2012, 2016


    Hacka has the most appropriate nick name ever given to a golfer of his prowess. Truth never gets in the way of good story for this clown.

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    David Pisani

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    Occupation: Carpenter


    Club: 1999
    Matchplay: 1999, 2004
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    Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015


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    George Nata

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    Occupation: Counselling Psychotherapist


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    Matchplay: 2014
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    Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015


    George is not blessed with the silky smooth swing of a Dawson or Battye, he saves his best work for the road. Spotted walking away from the Peter Brock accident.

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    Graham North

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    Occupation: Electrician


    Club: 2011
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    Faces extra handicaps each game as he is generally stuck with Nick Giasoumi. Graham deals with his handicap well.

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    Jack Twining

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    Occupation: Student


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    John Farrugia

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    John Rutar

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    Occupation: Concreter


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    Team: 2014, 2015


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    John Sipple

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    Occupation: Truck Driver


    Club: 1998
    Matchplay: 1997, 2006
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    Team: 2012, 2016


    John has a nasty habit of getting his gear off on golf trips. Nude golfer of the millenium.

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    Laurie Grioli

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    Occupation: Toyota


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    Team: 2012, 2016


    This golfer has the swagger of a TIGER Woods and the game to match. He manages his handicap beautifully and is a club champion in the making.

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    Mark Farrugia

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    Occupation: Concreter


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    Team: 2013


    This golfer is a champ. Likens himself to the great white shark in Greg Norman and over a long career has been able to lose most major tournaments he has been involved in.

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    Matthew Sipple

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    Occupation: Student


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    Michael Kwiecinski

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    Occupation: Panel Beater


    Club: 2000
    Matchplay: 2016
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    Summer: 2011
    Team: 2011


    Club championship winner who smacks the ball a mile. Only problem it is rarely (if ever) straight.

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    Michael McLaughlin

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    Occupation: Director: Direct Technologies & EMS


    Club: 2006, 2009, 2015, 2017
    Matchplay: 2017
    Putting: 2008, 2011, 2015
    Summer: 2009
    Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015


    Inspector gadget has an appliance for all occasions. Every year he is going to win the club championship. Actually achieved it twice.

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    Michael Portelli

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    Occupation: Warehouse Manager


    Club: 2004, 2014, 2015
    Matchplay: 2015
    Putting: 2013
    Summer: 2015
    Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015


    Hey hey we're the Monkees and people say we Monkee around. Michael is the source of much amusement to all members.

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    Mitch Stepniak

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    Occupation: Electrician


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    Summer: 2013
    Team: 2013


    Being so close to the ground really helps Mitch find his ball in the rough, which is lucky because he spends most of his time there.

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    Nick Giasoumi

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    Occupation: Meter Reader Spv


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    Team: 2011


    Whenever the Booze Brothers want to put an opponent off his game we send in the expert. Nick is guaranteed to add at least 30 minutes to a round he hits the ball so often.

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    Peter Mills

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    Occupation: Business Consultant


    Club: 2005
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    Summer: 2012
    Team: 2011


    Mr Smooth gave up his position as Club Captain on 2007 as he wasn't spending enough time in front of the mirror preparing himself for games.

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    Peter O`Prey

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    Peter Trimboli

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    Occupation: Beacon Lighting Driver


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    Putting: 2017
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    Team: 2012, 2016


    The only golfer in the club capable of talking through his own backswing, roomates on the golf trip confirm this member even talks in his sleep.

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    Richard Jimenez

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    Rod Brown

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    Occupation: President of Golf Club


    Club: 1992, 1994, 1997, 2003, 2012, 2013
    Matchplay: 2011, 2012
    Putting: 2012, 2013
    Summer: 2016
    Team: 2012, 2016


    Still carries an extremely inflated opinion of himself after thrilling a bunch of old ladies at Murray Downs in the late 90's. Took job as president in an attempt to pass a motion that it is ok for a bloke to wear a pink shirt on the golf course.

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    Russell Dennison

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    Occupation: Private Client Manager


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    Team: 2013


    Mini me Dennison, Mr serious used to have a sense of humour before his meteoric rise up the corporate ladder. Loosen up boy!!

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    Scott Twining

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    Stuart Battye

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    Occupation: Melbourne Forklifts


    Club: 2010
    Matchplay: 2008
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    Team: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2014, 2015


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    Zish Stepniak

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    Occupation: Fireman


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    Team: 2011