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The Hookers and Slicers Golf Club was established in 1992 when a group of members of the St Albans Football Club sought an alternative pass time after their football playing days were over. More importantly the club was established to provide an opportunity for friends to catch up for a social game of golf on a monthly basis. The first game was contested at Kyneton on 17th May 1992 with 22 new members attending. Of those foundation members there are still 12 of them playing as at 2007. Those foundation members are Rod Brown, David Pisani, Michael Portelli, Mitch Stepniak, Mark Farrugia, Michael McLaughlin, Eddie Bender, Peter Trimboli, Vern Ryan, Dave Dennison, Cec Gryszan and John Sipple.

The Hookers and Slicers enjoys significant support from its major sponsor in the St Albans Sports Club who provide funding to enable members to continue to enjoy subsidised games of golf. In return for that generous support part of the annual subscription to the Hookers and Slicers is allocated to the St Albans Sports Club to pay for our membership of that organisation.The club organises monthly games of golf at selected courses around Melbourne and an annual golf trip to the Murray River region. The golf trips are keenly attended by the members with any aspiring wife or girlfriend warned well in advance that once a year she will lose her man to the club for a long weekend of golf

Over the years the members of the club have moved to various parts of Melbourne (and beyond) and the golf club offers those not residing nearby to make an effort to catch up with mates on a monthly basis for a social game of golf. To this end the club has enjoyed remarkable success with nothing but good times had by all members when we get together. The members have also been encouraged to introduce their friends to the club and now some of those members introduced have enjoyed the atmosphere so much they are heavily involved in the committee and organisation of various events during the year. It is fair to say that without the introduction of these new members the club would be struggling to survive today.

The Hookers and Slicers welcomes visitors and new membership applications and looks forward to many more years of golfing fun. If you are interested in joining the club for a round or as a member please click here.

 
LATEST NEWS

Live Blogs at Hookersand slicers.com.au

Introducing a new concept at the Hookers and Slicers.....live blogs.

You can now send a blog to the website by sending an email via the contacts page. Tell us how good you are, how bad others in the club are, who's hot and who's not. The blogs will be updated every day and are a great opportunity to take a pot shot at other members of the club.

Please keep your blog free of swearing and racist remarks, otherwise the black prick Malta will get upset. Have a look below at the most recent blogs to be loaded.

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Mon 22nd June - George Nata wrote - If Bill Dawson is the best golfer in the club and Paul Gray beat him in Matchplay and then I beat Paul Gray in Matchplay, that must make me the best golfer in the club.

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Fri 19th June - Hacka wrote - Malta you f*uck ar*e clown bald di*k licka. If you don't beat me on your home course not only should you hang ya golf clubs up but at the next game you should wear 1 of Fiona's skirts and g string and on the first tee in front of every body pull the dress up around ya love handles and tee off. Why is your team named after you (monkeys) is that because you are insecure and by the way stop ya bitching you only have to give me 15 SHOTS D*CK HEAD 

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Tues 9th June - Malta wrote - For the amount of golf Fat Boy Slim (Hacka) plays i still think he would have to be one of the worse golfers going round and if he beats me in matchplay i might even consider hanging up my clubs????????

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Fri 5th June - Sticka played golf with Hacka, Laurie and Alex today with the highlight being Alex's maiden victory shooting 40 points at Northern. Sticka still has the measure of the less talented Grioli brother and Hacka is still shit having 5 putts on one hole.

 


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Round 5 - Goonawarra

19th July 

Tee Off 7.37am.

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